What is (Non) Dr. Allen Unruh doing in this photo?

• Screaming "Dead baby bad, live baby good!" at kidnapped Santa 10.00% (3 votes)
• Giving Santa a sensual massage 16.67% (5 votes)
• Practicing for Holiday version of Ninja Warrior 0.00% (0 votes)
• Beating up a member of the SD Right to Life who just happened to be dressed like Santa 13.33% (4 votes)
• Hugging Leslee, who after undergoing shock therapy in the mental institution, thinks she's Santa 60.00% (18 votes)